Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. The Jewelry Man.laughing at people who think writing is my profession.

In "I'm getting close to rapper retirement, so I gotta get this money" news, the I'm taking Game's place homey Busta Rhymes is planning a tour to support his new album The Big Bang.

Sounds interesting EbenGregory.I guess he needs the tour money to buy more of those 18-inch thick Biz Markie chains that come complete with the 10-pound monkey fist charm.

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Here's Busta Rhymes to MTV on finally getting money with Dr. Dre: Dre's whole philosophy was "Get it right." Nobody is going to be mad if the project is a success. The more we worked, the hotter things were turning out anyway. So pushing it back was a matter of our personal liking to be satisfied. I'm extremely excited about the album coming out right now.

Here's Busta Rhymes to MTV on planning his tour: We're planning the tour right now. I can't officially disclose [who I'm bringing on the road yet], but it's probably going to be one of the biggest tours this summer because, for the most part, it's only heavyweights on this lineup.

Here's Busta Rhymes to MTV on not dealing with new dudes: I'm not saying that some of the new dudes ain't heavyweights, but you might be a new dude that got a smash right now, but what I mean by heavyweights is that you got a catalog of smashes. Which means you can take people through a timeline of hit records and you can put on a show for a lengthy amount of time and really give people their money's worth. Two, three songs, you might be able to come on and open as opening act.

The Jewelry Man has a great opening act.I showcase all my jewelry and smile. And speaking of Kodak moments.

Here's some red carpet jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Busta Rhymes planning a tour and not dealing with new dudes: Remember that money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye.' Take that with a grain of salt.

And speaking of going against the grain.be politically incorrect with your boy: MySpace.com/ebengregory.

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