We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take us forward, they're called dreams.whatever that's about. The Jewelry Man.telling you that you know you're doing it when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

In "Get in my belly" news, the I'm pretending not to be an emotional wreck homey Britney Spears has once again raised eyebrows by posing nude on the cover of the August edition of Harper's Bazaar magazine.

Oh really EbenGregory.does the cover look better than the silly picture to the left of this story that shows Britney looking less than glamorous?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that the heavily pregnant Spears appears on the cover naked with her hands strategically covering her breasts. Inside the magazine, the newly-brunette singer poses nude and also in a white G-string.

Hmm, that's nice.like watching Federline spend down your bank account while smoking cigarettes with his other baby momma.

And speaking of spending the equivalent of half a chicken.you know I wasn't gonna leave you hanging. Check out tasteful Britney doing it here, here and here. And speaking of what's next...

Here's transparent white on white ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Britney Spears eating cake while showing off her birthday suit: My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned, what's left to create the illusion? Besides, when a woman won't listen to her conscience, it's usually because she doesn't want advice from a total stranger.

And speaking of eating.guess who's eating off putting words together: MySpace.com/ebengregory.

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