What do you call a jeweler with stacks of jewelry but no story to tell? Bored. The Jewelry Man.telling you that when a bore has very little on his mind he knows better than anybody how to make it known.

In "It's a tired story, but hey, I don't have anything else to talk about" news, the I've got bad parenting skills homey Britney Spears recently went on vacation with her husband in Florida - but they reportedly stayed in separate rooms.

Oh really EbenGregory.could there be trouble in paradise for the back-up dancer?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed Spears and K-Fed spent a whopping $250,000 for a getaway on Aqua Island, according to the upcoming issue of In Touch Weekly, which reports that except for a very public romp on the beach with their 10-month-old son, the two steered pretty clear of each other. In fact, Spears rented two houses so they didn't have to stay together.

Here's a unnamed "friend" of the happily unhappy couple to In Touch Weekly on why Britney gave him the cold shoulder: She did it to get away from Kevin. He jet skied in South Beach by himself and in the evening, appeared at the club Mansion, where he had a scheduled appearance. Spears didn't attend, but K-Fed partied with eight friends, drank Cristal champagne, and danced until 3:30 a.m.

Here's an unnamed "friend" of the happily unhappy couple to In Touch Weekly on why Britney keeps making family appearances with Kevin: Despite their problems, Britney wants the world to think they're happier than ever.

That's nice.like making up stories just to meet your quota. And speaking of two more stories.

Here's some second hand pawn shop jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on In Touch Weekly giving me a lead on such a silly story: There is nothing worse than being bored in your own company.

And speaking of being bored.try breaking the monotony: MySpace.com/ebengregory.

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