Wanna have a good time on your B-Day.The Jewelry Man can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. The Jewelry Man.telling you to forget your enemies. It's your friends you frustrate that cause all the problems.

In "This is my last Beyonce story for a minute" news, the we'll throw paint on your fur homies PETA got one of the world's foremost authorities on reptile biology to lash out at Beyonce following her recent remarks about taping a baby alligator's mouth shut at the photo shoot for her new album, B'Day.

Oh really EbenGregory.what's next, you gonna write a story about the corns on Beyonce's feet?

No.

The Jewelry Man is informed that the former Destiny's Child singer-whose record drops on September 5, the day after her 25th birthday-unfortunately stuck her foot in her mouth.let the PETA people tell it.

And now.the drama.

Here's Beyonce to Arena magazine on taking pictures with baby alligators: There was a shot where I held an alligator. [He] had [his] mouth taped-that was my bright idea. . He was really cute, but since his mouth was taped, he didn't have any way to defend himself. He was upset, so he peed on me. That was an experience!

Ah, the famous pineapple soda.interesting. I wonder how the PETA people feel about that.

Here's PETA British biologist Clifford Warwick on firing back at Beyonce for her promiscuous comments: As a specialist in reptile biology and welfare, I'm concerned about your posing with a terrified baby alligator for your new album cover. Humans and alligators are not natural bedfellows, and the two should not mix at events such as photo-shoots. In my view, doing so is arguably abusive to an animal. I should hope that, on reflection and consideration of these wild animals' natural needs, you would opt from now on to leave wild animals in the wild.

That's nice.like knowing the problem with loving is that pets don't last long enough and PETA critics last too long. And speaking of two-minute critics.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on writing his last Beyonce story for the month: The blind envy the one-eyed.just like envy shoots at others and wounds itself. I do.

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