

Benzino in the house. Here's Benzino to one of his female employees: You Got A Fat A$$.
Just when Dave Mays and Benzino thought they've seen the last of former Source Editor-In-Chief Kim Osorio, Kim's right back like she left something. Yesterday Osorio and former Source employee Michelle Joyce had Mays and Benzino served with sexual harassment and gender discrimination papers. Actually the U.S. District Court served the papers, but Osorio and Joyce initiated the drama.
Long story short, the Source Magazine was allegedly an environment of "rampant sexual improprieties" that included vulgar comments, sexual propositions and verbal threats. Yikes! Sounds like Benzino and company getting into a lot of buffoonery behind the green door.
Instead of spending the next 233 words making fun of Benzino, I figured we'd take a look at the official court documents that were filed in court and laugh at that. You know I'm always down for a good laugh. Shall we begin?
Funny #1: Benzino Allegedly Punks Dave Mays. Go to line 21. Benzino getting his tough guy on. Remember what happened to Boston Celtic Paul Pierce.
Funny #2: Benzino asks Osorio to flash her cookies in Atlantic City. Go to line 25. Benzino, you're a horny dog.
Funny #3: Benzino looking for lap dances in the office. Go to line 28. Here's Benzino, "I got a 100 $1 on it, let me see you Tip Drill."
Funny #4: Benzino's man, Alvin Childs, looking to feel somebody's tongue ring. Go to line 31 and 32.
Funny #5: Benzino's man, former Source Executive Editor Antoine Clark, tells Osorio she better shut up before she gets a wet t-shirt. Go to line 49. Zino, why y'all going so hard?
Funny #6: Benzino's man, Source General Manager aka Mr. Peeples, shows off naked women in the office. Go to line 57. Damn, hanging out at the Source is like hanging out at Scores.
I mean we could go on, but for what? Bottom line, Benzino and Mays looking at some serious problems if the allegations prove to be true. Plus, Osorio and Joyce looking to score some cash out the deal. Go to line "G."
Zino needs to start hanging out with me at Scores. At least he'd save money.
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