In "Damn, I can't believe the paparazzi caught me slipping again" news, my homegirl Britney Spears was caught driving with her newborn baby in her lap.

Oh really EbenGregory? How's she gonna get out of this one?

Here's Britney Spears to People on her version of what really happened in her Lincoln Navigator: Today I had a horrifying, frightful encounter with the paparazzi while I was with my baby. Because of a recent incident when I was trapped in my car without my baby by a throng of paparazzi, I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us, and took photos of us, which were sold to the media. I love my child and would do anything to protect him.

So that's what happened. I thought this is what happened.

Here's EbenGregory on what he thought happened with the Britney in her Lincoln Navigator: You became the center of some unwelcome attention after photos surfaced showing you potentially endangering the life of your new baby, Sean Preston. You were snapped behind the wheel of her black Lincoln Navigator with your son on your lap. Then you drove off.

I think we're saying the same thing, just using different words. You should hire me to "spin'for you. Outside of giving away jewelry, I'm a part-time doctor of spin. And speaking of VVS...

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Britney Spears caught driving with a baby in lap: I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

Btw, you don't look too happy at K Federline's and Shar Jackson's birthday party for their daughter. Federline looks happy though.

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