Ms. Simpson, if I could give you one thing in life, it would be the ability to see yourself as others see you, then you would realize what a funny nose job have. Besides, there is no pity for a woman who moans about living in one town and does not move to another. The Jewelry Man. there are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. In "I'm gonna keep laughing until they turn the camera's off" news, the bad singing homey Ashlee Simpson is laughing off rumors that she had a nose job -- but she's not denying it either. Oh really EbenGregory? Break the story down like you work for a moving company. Okay. The Jewelry Man is informed that recent photos splashed across the Internet and in tabloids suggest the multiplatinum singer has made an alteration to her profile, removing the bump that made her nose distinctive. Here's Ashlee Simpson to the Associated Press when asked about the speculation during a phone interview: Everybody's already saying it, so I just don't talk about it. I'm like, OK, whatever. It doesn't bother me. Here's Ashlee Simpson to the Associated Press when asked is there any truth to the rumor: Ha-Ha.maybe -- who knows! Ha-Ha indeed says The Jewelry Man. The Jewelry Man wonders if Ms. Simpson found her Saturday Night Live lip synch performance gone wild funny? And speaking of ha-ha, he-he's. Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Ashlee Simpson going ha-ha, he-he after being asked to speak on her alleged nose job: If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't buy.like a nice singing voice. And speaking of ha-ha, he-he.check out video of me and Farnsworth Bentley ushering in the Gentlemen's Movement in DC: MySpace.com/ebengregory.