True story.the other day The Jewelry Man was walking down the street and a young lady ran up to him in a frantic state. She handed The Jewelry Man a bag of diapers and said, "Jewelry Man, you're the sh*t. I wish people checked for me like they check for you." The Jewelry Man smiled and replied, "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments." The Jewelry Man.telling you mediocrity is self-inflicted and genius is self-bestowed.

In "Here's a story I can run with" news, the beef-cake Barry Bonds look a like homey 50 Cent is predicting that his acting performance in the new movie Home of the Brave film is the best thing since slice bread.

Aw sh*t EbenGregory...I know this is gonna be good right?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that 50 Cent plays where 50 Cent, 30, plays a troubled veteran having difficulty readjusting to civilian life. Samuel Jackson, Jessica Biel, Christina Ricci and "7th Heaven" actor Brian Presley have also signed on to the independently financed film, which has started shooting in Morocco.

Here's 50 Cent to EbenGregory on shooting a new movie since his last one flopped: This film will be the film that they get a chance to see it and say, `wow, he's talented. Now my films are a new challenge. Being part of a film is huge honor. I come in and I come in humble.

Oh really.I wonder how the director feels about 50 Cent?

Here's Academy Award-winning movie director/producer, Irwin Winkler, to EbenGregory on 50 Cent joining the cast: I wasn't exactly excited about having 50 on board at first. I kind of shrugged it off. I don't want somebody with an entourage. But after meeting him, I was absolutely taken by him. He was open and friendly; not what you expect from a gangster rapper.

The Jewelry Man wonders if 50 went to the meeting with his shirt off. And speaking of a story that's all steak and no sizzle.

Here's some super hot jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on 50 Cent acting in a new movie and trying to be humble about it: One of the troubles about vanity is that it grows with what it feeds on. The more you are talked about, the more you will wish to be talked about.

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