Here's Baby to TMZ.com as he was preparing to upgrade his $250,000 grill to a new platinum/white gold/diamond encrusted mouthpiece valued at $500,000: Today's the day I upgrade my grill game. I'm gonna show you how I take it from one level to another level.to out of reach.
The Jewelry Man takes his jewelry game to another level all the time. For example, I know a man who is a diamond cutter...He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
Back to Baby.
The Jewelry Man is informed that Baby had a whole new set of iced out teeth inserted into his mouth during a four-hour procedure. Miracle Beverly Hills dentist Dr. Daniel Durchslag even developed a special toothpaste so the Birdman doesn't scratch his $500,000 mouth.
Here's Baby to TMZ.com on how expensive his mouthpiece is, even though we already know: My mouth was worth $250K, now it's up to a $500K. And I got my teeth insured.
Interesting. Is that why Baby smiles so much, to show off his bling-bling EbenGregory?
Yes.
Here's Baby to TMZ.com on why bling-bling has become a lifestyle for him: Bling-bling is something that I'll take to my grave. I believe in that, it's my lifestyle. I like jewelry, cars.I like having nice things and jewelry is just one of those things that I'm into. I believe in being ahead of the game, I'm the number one stunna. It's like a passion for me. Bling-bling is an everyday part of my life.
The Jewelry Man concurs. Besides, jewelry takes people's minds off the fact that you have no teeth. And speaking of trying to forget the impossible.
Here's some Gangsta ice grill jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Baby upgrading his mouth to half a ticket (That's $500,000 for you suburban city slickers): If The Jewelry Man wanted you to bend over, I would've put diamonds on the floor.
And speaking of p-poppin' white diamonds off the floor.
See why Food Court EbenGregory fills his cup with cold Diet Coke and lots of ice: MySpace.com/ebengregory.
And as an added bonus-compliments of Blastro-check out exclusive video of the Birdman getting his mouth touched up.
Click here to Watch EbenGregory - Cash Money CEO Baby Buys $500K Custom Grill
Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. The Jewelry Man enjoys hard work. In fact, whenever there is a hard job to be done I assign it to a lazy man.because he is sure to find an easy way of doing it. The Jewelry Man.telling you that when it comes to hustlin'.instant gratification is not soon enough.
In "Everyday he's hustlin'" news, the machine known as Def Jam recently announced that Rick Ross' "Hustlin'" has become the first ringtone to ever sell one million units before the associated album has been released.
Oh really EbenGregory.I guess everyday hustlin' pays off huh man?
The Jewelry Man is informed that "Hustlin'," which was certified gold at the inaugural RIAA mastertone certification press conference in June, has hit the platinum mark for ringtone sales.
Here's the homey Ross to EbenGregory on "Hustlin'" selling a million ringtone units: Ringtones are an amazing gateway to connecting with fans. They really are the next level. It's a beautiful thing that "Hustlin'" is ringing on a million phones right now.
The Jewelry Man concurs. And speaking of hustlin' everyday, talk to me about what everyday hustlin' did for your debut CD, Port of Miami.
Here's the homey Ross to EbenGregory on how everyday hustlin' helped his debut album: Port of Miami is a vibrant portrait of getting by and living high in the cocaine-rich 'M-I-Yayo'. I put out countless mixtapes. My mixtapes down South was doing so good for so long, it just gave me more experience at putting the album together. It took me a decade to get here. We turned the mixtapes into multimillion-dollar bidding wars. I was small-time, I grew, and I blossomed verse-by-verse.
That's nice.like watching the audience applaud your answers, even though it's not clear what you meant. And speaking of going along with the program.
Here's some lemon head delight ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on the homey Ross selling a million ringtones before his album drops: Fame and riches are fleeting. Hustlin' is eternal.
And speaking of hustlin' real hard.guess who's a friend to everyday hustlin': MySpace.com/ebengregory.
Click here to Watch EbenGregory - Rick Ross Makes Ringtones History
Holding on to grudge is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. That is, unless you're the television network. The Jewelry Man.telling you that everybody, sooner or later, sits down to a banquet of consequences. Especially if it involves a nipple slip.
In "I so regret the infamous nipple slip, I mean wardrobe malfunction" news, fans of singing homey Janet Jackson are accusing MTV of blacklisting the star, because the network has yet to announce a date for the debut of the singer's latest music video "Call On Me."
Oh really EbenGregory.sounds like the still waters runnth deep, no?
The Jewelry Man is informed that while the video was first played on BET last Wednesday (7/26), MTV has not made any indication of when it will air the video. Let the streets tell it, Jackson's official website has been swamped with posts from fans complaining about the MTV snub.
Here's celebrity fodder website TMZ.com to EbenGregory on the potential ugly situation: Disgruntled fans have flooded the MTV.com message boards requesting that the video be played, but claim their posts have been unfairly deleted by the site's moderator for "obscene, vulgar, abusive or harassing comments."
Interesting, but why are they hating on Janet?
Here's celebrity fodder website TMZ.com to EbenGregory on why Janet can't get from under that gray cloud: Sources tell us that the singer's snub is related to her 2004 Super Bowl "wardrobe malfunction" during the half-time show, which was co-produced by MTV, which was heavily fined by the Federal Communications Commission after the mishap.
That's nice.like knowing the things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. And speaking of watching skeltons fall out of somebody else's closet.
Here's some black ice over rose gold jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Janet Jackson possbily being blacklisted by MTV: Sounds like Janet's biggest problem is what to do about all the things she can't do anything about.
And speaking of rage against the machine.guess who doesn't have any problems, or at least none he wants to talk about: MySpace.com/ebengregory.
Click here to Watch EbenGregory - Janet Jackson Blacklisted by MTV?
In my other life.EbenGregory is a celebrated TV host. This particular hustle affords me many opportunities to play games with your favorite celebrities favorite celebrity. Check me out as I host the 5th Annual Allen Iverson Celebrity Classic featuring A.I., Nelly and a host of other entertainers. Three words: Blastro All-Access. Another good look from WETMONEY's Knowlin Brow. It's a celebration bi*ches!
Get this video and more at MySpace.com
And speaking of multiple hustles.guess who's still staying in Room Two-Twenty-2: MySpace.com/ebengregory.
Click here to Watch EbenGregory - EbenGregory Hosts The Allen Iverson Celebrity Classic
The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself. The Jewelry Man.telling you that the one big difference between the nonachiever and the achiever is that the latter has mastered the art of applying the obvious.
In "Even though the stove's on simmer, the beef is still cooking" news, the Dip Set homey Jim Jones recently addressed the rumors that he and Cam'ron are quietly feuding.
Oh really EbenGregory.does this mean you've got some great sound bytes from Jim Jones?
Here's Jim Jones to MTV on addressing the rumors of beef between him and Killa Cam, as well as, the Dip Set breaking up: That's what people want to happen. Everything in the Dip camp is tight. Be on the look for another Diplomats album this November or December, right after Freaky Zeaky gets out of prison.
Uh.okay, but I believe the question on the table was, "Are you and Killa Cam enjoying Kobe beef?"
Here's Jim Jones to MTV on addressing the rumors of beef between him and Killa Cam: Nothing's always sweet. Everybody goes through their trials and tribulations and turbulence. But we brothers. Anybody that's got brothers and sisters, you have the worst fights ever in your life with your brothers and sisters. Not to say we feuding, but it comes with the territory. We're family for real.
Interesting. And since we're on the subject of beef, how do you feel about the Roc and the homey Tru Life?
Here's Jim Jones to MTV on how he feels about the Roc and the homey Tru Life: F--- the Roc. F--- they lifestyle. I seen old boy (Tru) in the streets. I challenged to fight him for 50 thou. I'd do it for free but n---as is talking like gangstas. Gangstas have money. They do what they want to do. I felt like I wanted to fight for 50 thou. That was damn near a month ago and he ain't bite.
That's nice.like thinking bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. And speaking of trying not to show your true colors.
Here's some pink and yellow candy ice being dropped by EbenGregory on Jim Jones addressing the rumors of the alleged Dip Set break up: Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to. If that doesn't work, smile when it hurts most.
And speaking of laughing at your circumstances.guess who else is laughing at them too: MySpace.com/ebengregory.
Click here to Watch EbenGregory - Jim Jones Speaks On Rumors Of Dip Set Split
This is me: A diplomat who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. That is, unless she's 40 and makes a record called "20 Years Old.' The Jewelry Man.telling you forty isn't old, if you're a tree.
In "Somebody's working extra hard to get their girlfriend the same type of success they got Mariah Carey" news, the little BIG man homey Jermaine Dupri recently offered his thoughts on Janet Jackson's younger contemporaries Britney Spears, Beyonce Knowles, and Christina Aguilera.
Oh really EbenGregory.does this mean somebody's about to throw stones even though they live in a glass house?
The Jewelry Man is informed that at a press presentation for girlfriend Janet Jackson's new album '20 Years Old,' J.D. had choice words for a few well known starlets.
Here's Jermaine Dupri at a press conference on Beyonce Knowles, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera: Only Janet records sound like her. I always look and think, 'Where's Beyonce going to be in 20 years?' It's hard for me to visualize. I don't put them on the same plane. Janet doesn't go for the same typical cars and street videos. She's back to her full capacity and blowing it out to the level. Artists just need to make good music. I said to Janet, 'All you got to do is sing.' Britney and Christina are all copycats of one person.
Interesting.EbenGregory let's table that discussion. Can you switch gears and address the Janet/Jermaine wedding rumors?
Here's Janet Jackson in an interview in Britain this week on denying reports that she is planning to marry her boyfriend Jermaine Dupri later this year: That was just a joke. At least I don't know anything about it yet. But we are happier than ever. He said something about September 26 we were getting married. That's the date the album comes out. That's what he said. I don't know. Everyone's been asking me about it. And if it's meant to happen, it'll happen.
That's nice.like realizing reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. And speaking of making jokes, while trying not to look like one.
Here's some old school costume jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on corner store fodder involving Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri: Remember, man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up.
And speaking of butter... here's a 21-gun salute to Blastro for providing the Baker (me) all the bread: MySpace.com/ebengregory.
Click here to Watch EbenGregory - Jermaine Dupri Talks Janet Jackson Album
A judge on Thursday agreed to dismiss criminal charges against former hip-hop radio disc jockey Star, after he insulted a rival DJ's wife and young daughter in on-air rants. The Jewelry Man invites you to sit back and enjoy the public display of foolery. Let's go to the tape.
Here's an unedited DJ Star to the Power 105 airwaves on his dislike for DJ Envy and his family: I will come for your kids and do an R. Kelly . on your little baby girl. Somebody holla at me and tell me about his wh*re wife and his kid. 866-678-8270. . Somebody get at me about his wh*re. His wh*re wife and his kid, this little ugly a$$ kid, I hear. Where's where does this kid go to school? I would like to skeet on the face of your seed.
Here's Justice Ellen Gesmer on her ruling to adjourn the case against DJ Star for six months: I agree to dismiss criminal charges against DJ Star for six months. At that time, charges of endangering a child's welfare and weapon possession will be dropped as long as he has stayed out of further trouble.
Here's DJ Star in a statement after Justice Ellen Gesmer ruled to dismiss the case and charges of harassment and endangering the welfare of a child: This outcome is a victory for freedom of speech. I never should have been arrested in the first place. This was not a crime.
Here's the Assistant U.S. Attorney Penelope Brady on why her office agreed to the resolution: It serves the best interest of the 4-year-old victim by sparing the victim any further attention.
Here's EbenGregory on the very entertaining public display of foolery by DJ Star: Stupidity may be Star's worst adversary, but the bible says love your enemy.
And speaking of needing a hug.
Here's some pawn shop jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on DJ Star beating the case but losing his multi-million dollar job: I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
And speaking of thinking big.let me show you why a rich man's jokes are always funny: MySpace.com/ebengregory.
Click here to Watch EbenGregory - DJ Star Gets Deal To Dismiss Charges
Lance Bass: Knock, knock.
EbenGregory: Who's there?
Lance Bass: Sausage Party.
EbenGregory:
Lance Bass: Hello.knock, knock.
In "Guess who exited stage right while playing knock, knock" news, the former 'NSYNC homey Lance Bass has confirmed to People magazine that he is gay.
Oh really EbenGregory.has Mr. Bass decided to come out of the closet after growing tired of hearing the constant rumors of him being homosexual?
The Jewelry Man is informed that Mr. Bass spilled the beans after the New York Post recently reported that he was spotted at the gay bar Atlantic House in Provincetown, Massachusetts.
Here's Mr. Bass to People magazine on why he picked the lock and stopped being Trapped in the Closet: I'm not ashamed. I don't think it's wrong. I'm more liberated than I've been my whole life. I'm at peace so there's really nothing that I worry about.
Here's Mr. Bass to People magazine on why he's spilling the beans now: I didn't speak about my sexuality when I was in 'NSYNC because I didn't want to damage the group's career. I knew that I had four other guys' careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything.
Here's Joey Fatone, the first 'NSYNC member to find out about Bass' sexuality, on how he feels now that Bass is out the closet: He took years to really think about how he was going to tell everyone. I'm behind him 100 percent.
That's nice.like reading that last sentence and thinking of an off-color knock-knock joke. And speaking of emotion in motion.
Here's some Boy George ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Lance Bass coming out the closet: No one ever choked to death swallowing his pride.
And speaking of getting stuffed.ever seen a one-arm man trying to clap: MySpace.com/ebengregory.
Click here to Watch EbenGregory - NSYNC Member Lance Bass Confirms Alternate Lifestyle
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