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by Unknown // Friday, June 30, 2006 // News, Upfront, Eben Gregory's Blog, Celebrity, Gossip // 0 Comments

Love is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat your house. If you can't control it, it will burn everything around you and have you looking stupid in the newspapers. Try being more alert, like a deer coming across the lawn. The Jewelry Man.telling you everybody's got a plan...until they get punched in the mouth.

In "I love my chick-not" news, the beef-cake homey Busta Rhymes has just ended one of the nastiest four-year custody battles in hip-hop history.

Oh really EbenGregory.sounds like I need some popcorn because the show is about to start huh man?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that Rhymes custody battle was full of allegations including that his ex-girlfriend of ten years had lesbian sex in front of their children, that she does drugs in the house and that she's an absentee mom.

According to the New York Post, for the past four years, the couple has been embroiled in a bitter custody dispute over their sons, T'Ziah, 13, T'Khi, 6, and Trillian, 5. Rhymes, whose real name is Trevor Smith, won custody of the kids in December when Judge Burton Joseph in Nassau County Family Court ruled he was a more fit parent.

Damn. Sound like I'm gonna need candy, Nachos and a large soda that costs $22 for this one huh man?

Yes.

Here's Busta Rhymes ex-girlfriend Joanne Wood to the New York Post on the beef with Busta: His hate for me is rooted in his manhood being challenged after I left him for a woman. His ego is definitely hurt. If he's being emotional, then let him just be emotional - that's like the b*tch in him. If you want to be emotional, I don't have a problem with that, just stop wearing your emotions on your sleeve.

Here's Busta Rhymes ex-girlfriend Joanne Wood to the New York Post on whether or not Busta turned her to women: A relationship is a relationship. It happens. I have nothing negative to say as far as our relationship, whether it was good or bad, sexually, or not. That had nothing to do with me doing what I did [becoming a lesbian]. It's not like I spitefully did it.

Here's Busta Rhymes ex-girlfriend Joanne Wood to the New York Post on why she rolled out: He had a problem with everything. He's a Taurus - he's a real arrogant person, he has a problem with everything. But on the other hand, he's soft-hearted - he's a softy, at times, when we're together. I don't know what happened.

That's nice.like hearing the news the your ladyfriend left you for another woman and calling it the Big Bang. And speaking of banging.

Here's some African blood diamond jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Busta Rhymes playing it out for the world to see: Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

And speaking of still going.check out video of Jay Z performing 44 fours at the NYC Reasonable Doubt concert: MySpace.com/ebengregory.

by Unknown // Friday, June 30, 2006 // News, Upfront, Eben Gregory's Blog, Celebrity, Gossip // 0 Comments

We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take us forward, they're called dreams.whatever that's about. The Jewelry Man.telling you that you know you're doing it when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

In "Get in my belly" news, the I'm pretending not to be an emotional wreck homey Britney Spears has once again raised eyebrows by posing nude on the cover of the August edition of Harper's Bazaar magazine.

Oh really EbenGregory.does the cover look better than the silly picture to the left of this story that shows Britney looking less than glamorous?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that the heavily pregnant Spears appears on the cover naked with her hands strategically covering her breasts. Inside the magazine, the newly-brunette singer poses nude and also in a white G-string.

Hmm, that's nice.like watching Federline spend down your bank account while smoking cigarettes with his other baby momma.

And speaking of spending the equivalent of half a chicken.you know I wasn't gonna leave you hanging. Check out tasteful Britney doing it here, here and here. And speaking of what's next...

Here's transparent white on white ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Britney Spears eating cake while showing off her birthday suit: My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned, what's left to create the illusion? Besides, when a woman won't listen to her conscience, it's usually because she doesn't want advice from a total stranger.

And speaking of eating.guess who's eating off putting words together: MySpace.com/ebengregory.

by Unknown // Thursday, June 29, 2006 // News, Upfront, Eben Gregory's Blog, Celebrity, Gossip // 0 Comments

Justice may be blind, but she has very sophisticated listening devices. The Jewelry Man.telling you that when the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers. In "Guess who's coming home" news, the big homey Lil Kim will be released from jail on Monday (July 3) after serving close to a year in jail. Oh really EbenGregory.does this mean we'll get to see those marvelous Versace's again? Yes. The Jewelry Man is informed that Lil Kim will be released the Philly Federal Detention Center between 6 a.m. and 10 a.m. Once she hits the bricks, she'll begin serving a month's house arrest at her North Jersey home. Here's Lil Kim to AllHipHop.com on coming home after being locked for perjury and conspiracy charges for lying to a federal grand jury: I am thrilled to be coming home. I thank all my fans for all their letters, as well as my family and friends for all their support throughout the past ten months. Here's Lil Kim's lawyer, L. Londell McMillan, to AllHipHop.com on Kim coming home after being locked for perjury and conspiracy charges for lying to a federal grand jury: We are pleased that Kim is coming home to start the next phase of her life. She has accepted responsibility and handled herself in an exemplary manner. That's nice.like falling on the sword for your people's while watching them eat off your plate. And speaking of when keeping it real goes wrong. Here's some banana ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Lil Kim hitting the bricks more focused than ever: For everything you have missed, you have gained something else. Besides, if you don't create change, change will create you. And speaking of switching up.let me tell you when to go: MySpace.com/ebengregory.

by Unknown // Thursday, June 29, 2006 // News, Upfront, Eben Gregory's Blog, Celebrity, Gossip // 0 Comments

Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who holds a low opinion of himself.especially one who refers to himself as a sex addict. The Jewelry Man.laughing at weak men who play the victim.

In "I wish my ex-wife would stop playing the victim" news, the metrosexual homey Eric Benet wishes Halle Berry would stop talking to the press about their previous marriage.

Oh really EbenGregory.is it your assessment that he's mad she's still getting money while he can't seem to buy a bucket?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that after Halle said to In Touch magazine that she finds it difficult to pay money to a man who cheated on her 27 times, Mr. Benet became mad.

Here's soft man Eric Benet to the New York Post on how he feels about Halle's comments: If she said that, that I cheated on her 27 times, then she is simply lying. Straight out, that's a lie and a gross, gross exaggeration of what happened in our marriage. I have not received any money from her, nor have I asked for money.

Here's more soft man Eric Benet to the New York Post on how he feels about Halle's comments: I've admitted my indiscretion and apologized and took responsibility. I think maybe it's time for Halle to take some responsibility, instead of constantly casting herself in this victim mode and implying her commitment to our marriage was without flaw. I have refrained from ongoing attacks on her and she needs to do the same. I so don't want to go down this road and say things about Halle in anger and frustration. But I can't just keep letting these snipes and lies continue in the media without commenting

That's nice.like watching soft man Eric Benet trying to back down Rupaul in the low post. The Jewlery Man suggests a fabulous cheese platter to go with that whine. And speaking of weak.

Here's some blow your nose jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on soft man Benet looking for someone to give him a hug: Wash your face.

And speaking of moving on.guess who's still playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey: MySpace.com/ebengregory.