The lion is most handsome when looking for food. So is The Jewelry Man. The Jewelry Man.a Teflon frying pan - nothing sticks to him.
In "I love you like a fat boy loves cake" news, the in shape homey 50 Cent is making school cafeteria lunches the center of a new contest as part of his new campaign to encourage healthy eating habits among today's youth.
Hmmm.that's nice EbenGregory. How's he gonna do that?
The Jewelry Man is informed that Fiddy is the spokesman and judge for a new nationwide cooking competition sponsored by Glaceau, which is partly owned by the rapper and distributes his grape-flavored Vitamin Water drink, Formula 50.
Let the streets tell it, the contest is aimed at preventing childhood obesity by improving eating habits. Students in New York, Chicago, Los Angeles and Seattle are invited to create the most "nutrient-rich" cafeteria lunch recipe, with the winner receiving a $100,000 college scholarship.
Here's 50 Cent to the Associated Press on being strong and healthy: My famous arms and six-pack abs are the result of regular exercise and healthy eating, but I admit my attitude toward nutrition wasn't always on point.
Here's 50 Cent to the Associated Press on how he turned it around and got on point: I have someone that I can actually have prepare the food for me, so it's a huge difference than just getting McDonald's or Burger King.
I wonder if obese kids with fat boy tendencies have access to cash so that they too may have food prepared for them? And speaking of having something prepared for you.
Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on 50 Cent championing nutrition and healthy school lunches, then telling us his butler prepares his healthy lunches: The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a fat head rapper who's graduated from the hood to do.
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Jewelry never made a man happy yet, nor will it. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one. It's like if you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you're just playing.
The Jewelry Man.telling you that advice is what you ask for when you already know the answer but wish you didn't.
In "Is it really hard out here for a pimp" news, the comedian/pimp homey Katt Williams recently inked a deal with Cam'ron's Diplomat Records.
You're kidding right EbenGregory? Can a pimp rap?
Yes.
Here's Katt Williams to Sohh.com on signing a deal with Cam'ron and Diplomat Records: It's official. My album is coming out this year. I had about three places that I decided would be a good look. I won't say who all I met and had discussions with but I had an offer from Universal. I'm not going to say the name of the second place and the last person was Cam. Me and Cam met for maybe an hour and at the end of the hour we both understood what it was gonna be.
Here's Kat Williams to Sohh.com on his new album: The revolution will be televised. The album, which is titled It's Pimpin' is due out this summer. An actual release date has not yet been determined. It's a rap album, but it's funny. I got to deal with whomever I wanted to deal with. Snoop is on the album, Lil Jon, E-40, Paul Wall, Mike Jones, Suga Free, Lyfe Jennings, MC Lyte, Da Brat, Dipset of course.
Here's Katt Williams to Sohh.com on the new single: The first single will probably be hittin in the next 21 days. It's a battle between the song with me, Lil Jon and Ice Cube and another song with me, Paul Wall and Mike Jones.
Here's Katt Williams on getting money: I make over a million dollars a year doing stand up, it's a numbers game.
The Jewelry Man is of the impression that a million dollars is a nice piece of change.what kind of jewelry could that buy? And speaking of tricking off a little bread.
Here's some million jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Katt Williams signing to Diplomat Records and making a rap album: Million dollar jewelry is like high-end couture... what you get out of it depends on how you wear it.
Blastro.Roxwel.The Jewelry Man. We here. 24/7. It ain't never gonna stop. Never
Click here to Watch EbenGregory - Comedian Katt Williams Talks Signing With Camron
There are no mistakes. The events we bring upon ourselves, no matter how unpleasant, are necessary in order to learn what we need to learn; whatever steps we take, they're necessary to reach the places we've chosen to go...that is, unless you're going to jail.
The Jewelry Man.making mistakes and blaming them on someone else.then laughing about it.
In "I knew I shouldn't have opened the door" news, the Hot Boy turned cold homey Turk was sentenced to 12 years in the bing by a Memphis judge after a "best interest plea" for shooting a sheriff's deputy.
Huh? A "best interest plea," what the h*ll is that EbenGregory?
The Jewelry Man is informed that an Alford plea, also known as a best-interest plea, is a plea in which an idiot disputes some of the alleged offenses he's charged with, but accepts agreed-upon jail time in order to avoid a longer sentence if convicted at trial.
Oh. Now break down the story EbenGregory.
Young Turk copped to attempted second-degree murder and was handed the 12-year sentence. He faced up to 25 years if convicted as charged of attempted first-degree murder. The charges stemmed from the 2004 incident where Turk gave at a Shelby County SWAT member Chris Harris a wet t-shirt. Harris was shot four times.
Let the Shelby County po-po tell it, Turk shot at Harris as he opened a closet door where the rapper was hiding during a drug raid at a Hickory Hill apartment on Jan. 26, 2004. Turk has vehemently denied shooting Harris.
The Jewelry Man has grown weary of such talk, I'll holla on the next one so.
Here's some silver red light district jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Turk getting sentenced to 12 years for giving a Swat member a wet t-shirt: If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. But I guess I should have dropped that piece of jewelry on you back in '04.
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When I am getting ready to reason with a man, I spend one-third of my time thinking about myself and what I am going to say and two-thirds about him and what he is going to say. If that doesn't work, I'll just slap his a$$ open handed style. The Jewelry Man.slapping you're a$$ with jewelry just to get your attention.
In "All we were doing was trying to have a good time" news, the LA homey Snoop Dogg and five of his associates were arrested after a fracas at Heathrow Airport that injured seven police officers.
Oh really EbenGregory? Can you give me the short version?
The Jewelry Man is informed that members of the star's entourage had hurled bottles of whisky and argued with staff at a duty free shop after being refused entry to a first-class lounge. The London po-po were then called and responded to reports of a disturbance involving 30 people in a business lounge at Terminal 1 of the busy airport on Wednesday.
Here's the London po-po officials to EbenGregory on what allegedly happened when they told Snoop and his entourage they wouldn't be allowed to bored their flight: A number of the group became abusive and pushed officers.
Six men were arrested on charges of violent disorder and affray and spent the night at London police stations. Police did not name the men, but said all were U.S. citizens in there 30's. The Jewelry Man is also informed that seven officers received cuts, bruises and other minor injuries. Luckily, nobody received a complimentary wet t-shirt.
And speaking of complimentary gifts.
Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Snoop Dogg being arrested in a London airport for fighting the power: A fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard. Besides, one trouble with trouble is that is usually starts out like fun.that is until somebody calls the police.
PS, you got some long a$$ arms.
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You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. You don't want a million answers as much as you want a few forever questions. The questions are diamonds you hold in the light. Study a lifetime and you see different colors from the same jewel.
The Jewelry Man.asking all the important questions, but never answering any of them.
In "Financial relationship, what financial relationship" news, the Rap A Lot CEO homey James Prince was recently served a subpoena by the attorney for imprisoned 80's drug kingpin Michael "Harry-O" Harris. The reason.they want to determine the financial relationship between Prince and LA's big bad wolf - Marion "Suge" Knight.
That's funny EbenGregory. Looks like the Harry-O's attorney is trying to play connect the dots huh?
The Jewelry Man is informed that Harris' lawyer Steve Goldberg recently questioned Prince about his financial relationship Knight.
Here's Steve Goldberg to AllHipHop.com on why he thinks Prince and Knight get money together: They have a relationship, they were sitting side by side at the [Floyd] Mayweather fight and we are seeking to determine the depth of their business relationship. We believe that Mr. Prince may owe Mr. Harris a substantial amount of money. I believe Knight and Prince have several unnamed joint ventures together. I look forward to getting into the nitty-gritty of the financial dealings between Mr. Prince and Mr. Knight. I plan to leave no stone unturned.
Here's the funny: Knight filed for bankruptcy earlier this month, claiming debts of more than $100 million. Let Knight tell it, he filed for bankruptcy in an attempt to avoid paying Harris' estranged wife Lydia a $107 million default judgment against Knight and Death Row Records. And speaking of laughing at fools.
Here's some Egyptian gold jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on James Prince being subpoenaed by Harry-O's lawyer: It is easier to believe a lie that one has heard a thousand times than to believe a fact that no one has heard before.
I tried to talk to him.
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Some people wear their smile like a disguise. Those people who smile a lot, watch their eyes. I know 'cause I'm like that a lot. You think everything's ok, and it is . . . 'till it's not. The Jewelry Man.asking you not to bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it.
In "I'm not guilty, but I'm gonna plead guilty" news, Jay-Z's long time friend, Tyran "Ty-Ty" Smith confessed and pleaded guilty Monday in a Manhattan Criminal Court to pepper-spraying R. Kelly and four of his bodyguards at Madison Square Garden during the Best of Both World Tour in Oct. 2004.
Oh really EbenGregory? Sounds like this story's gonna be nasty...like a sloppy kiss in the mouth from Whitney Houston.
It is.
The Jewelry Man is informed that Smith had reportedly been charged with assault but was permitted to plead guilty to disorderly conduct. He was sentenced to two days of anger management counseling and of four days community service. The charge will be expunged from Smith's record once he completes his sentence.
Here's the nasty part: In related news, the homey R. Kelly is seeking $91 million in a civil suit Kelly filed against Jay-Z, for allegedly rewarding Smith with an executive position at Def Jam after Smith gave him a wet pepper spray t-shirt.
Kelly also accused the Def Jam CEO homey Jay-Z and his affiliates of a myriad of offenses, including physical assault via pepper spray, breach of contract and deliberate sabotage by Jay-Z's alleged lighting director.
The Jewelry Man is informed that Kells is close to a $16 million settlement with Jay-Z and Smith. Ouch!
And speaking of getting pinched.
Here's $16 million worth of ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Jay Z's long time friend Ty-Ty pleading guilty to disorderly conduct for giving R. Kelly the business: A prisoner of war is a man who tries to give you a wet pepper spray t-shirt and fails, and then asks you not to sue him.
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The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that the dream is reality, and it really happened. The Jewelry Man...terrified of going to sleep.
In "Guess who's trying to be the new Jewelry Man" news, the rapping producing homey Pharrell Williams is teaming up with fashion label Louis Vuitton to design a special line of jewelry.
Oh really EbenGregory? The Ice Cream Man wants to be The Jewelry Man?
The real Jewelry Man is informed that Pharrell was selected by designer Marc Jacobs to team with jewelry designer Camille Miceli for the collection.
Here's Miceli to EbenGregory on working with Pharrell to design a wide range of jewelry: The range is going to be jewels with such scale, so large - and of course very, very unique.
The Jewelry Man assumes that Pharrell has a lot of time on his hands since dissolving his partnership with sneaker giant Reebok to distribute his Billionaire Boys Club clothing line and Ice Cream footwear.
If you can remember, back in 2005, Pharrell filed a $4 million lawsuit against Reebok alleging that Reebok failed to meet the distribution and quality standards of his clothing and footwear line. But you can read more about that here.
What a tired story.is that all you got Jewelry Man?
Yes, so.
Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Pharrell trying to be the new Jewelry Man and designing jewelry for Louis Vuitton: Imitation is the most serious form of flattery. There can only be one.
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You ain't pulled my coat yet and I keep my sh!t in coat check. The Jewelry Man.when it comes to that weight, he doesn't struggle he just lifts.
In "How would you like your beef cooked" news, the feud between the little big man Bow Wow and the No Limit homey Lil Romeo is heating up like an episode of Emeril.
Here's the background noise: Lil Romeo took offense to the line Bow Wow rapped in his song "Fresh Azimiz," where he claimed to be making more money than his dad (presumbably Master P). Let's pick up the silliness from here.
Here's Master P to AllHipHop.com on his take of the situation: I just think Bow Wow done sold a couple records and got real cocky, and forgot where he came from. So I just think right now [Bow Wow] gotta stop getting beside himself and realize that it's real out here.
Here's Master P to AllHipHop.com on what happened when he and Romeo approached Bow Wow at the Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Award: Romeo wanted to holla at Bow Wow, but he [Bow Wow] didn't want to talk. He ran in his trailer. Bow Wow better be lucky he got a good person with him, which is his bodyguard, because Romeo wanted to go in the trailer.
Here's Bow Wow to AllHipHop.com on his take of the situation: I can't understand all this, but I guess that's how it is when you ain't getting no attention. You can hear me on the radio all day, every day. You [Lil' Romeo] can't sell no records, and your daddy is on Dancing With the Stars.
The Jewelry Man says "Ouch."
Here's Bow Wow to AllHipHop.com about what he has to say about the proposed Pay-Per-View boxing match between Romeo and Bow Wow: If Romeo wanna make some real money, come sign with me. Then, he wouldn't have to pull these stunts 'cause there ain't No Limit over here.
And now, The Jewelry Man requests a moment of silence to show off his new jewelry so.
Here's some Kobe steak on a Saturday night jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Bow and Lil Romeo catching a beef: Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one (or two) tumble down the stairs.
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