Blastro News

by Unknown // Friday, April 28, 2006 // News, Upfront, Eben Gregory's Blog, Celebrity, Gossip // 0 Comments

The lion is most handsome when looking for food. So is The Jewelry Man. The Jewelry Man.a Teflon frying pan - nothing sticks to him.

In "I love you like a fat boy loves cake" news, the in shape homey 50 Cent is making school cafeteria lunches the center of a new contest as part of his new campaign to encourage healthy eating habits among today's youth.

Hmmm.that's nice EbenGregory. How's he gonna do that?

The Jewelry Man is informed that Fiddy is the spokesman and judge for a new nationwide cooking competition sponsored by Glaceau, which is partly owned by the rapper and distributes his grape-flavored Vitamin Water drink, Formula 50.

Let the streets tell it, the contest is aimed at preventing childhood obesity by improving eating habits. Students in New York, Chicago, Los Angeles and Seattle are invited to create the most "nutrient-rich" cafeteria lunch recipe, with the winner receiving a $100,000 college scholarship.

Here's 50 Cent to the Associated Press on being strong and healthy: My famous arms and six-pack abs are the result of regular exercise and healthy eating, but I admit my attitude toward nutrition wasn't always on point.

Here's 50 Cent to the Associated Press on how he turned it around and got on point: I have someone that I can actually have prepare the food for me, so it's a huge difference than just getting McDonald's or Burger King.

I wonder if obese kids with fat boy tendencies have access to cash so that they too may have food prepared for them? And speaking of having something prepared for you.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on 50 Cent championing nutrition and healthy school lunches, then telling us his butler prepares his healthy lunches: The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a fat head rapper who's graduated from the hood to do.

by Unknown // Thursday, April 27, 2006 // News, Upfront, Eben Gregory's Blog, Celebrity, Gossip // 0 Comments

Jewelry never made a man happy yet, nor will it. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one. It's like if you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you're just playing.

The Jewelry Man.telling you that advice is what you ask for when you already know the answer but wish you didn't.

In "Is it really hard out here for a pimp" news, the comedian/pimp homey Katt Williams recently inked a deal with Cam'ron's Diplomat Records.

You're kidding right EbenGregory? Can a pimp rap?

Yes.

Here's Katt Williams to Sohh.com on signing a deal with Cam'ron and Diplomat Records: It's official. My album is coming out this year. I had about three places that I decided would be a good look. I won't say who all I met and had discussions with but I had an offer from Universal. I'm not going to say the name of the second place and the last person was Cam. Me and Cam met for maybe an hour and at the end of the hour we both understood what it was gonna be.

Here's Kat Williams to Sohh.com on his new album: The revolution will be televised. The album, which is titled It's Pimpin' is due out this summer. An actual release date has not yet been determined. It's a rap album, but it's funny. I got to deal with whomever I wanted to deal with. Snoop is on the album, Lil Jon, E-40, Paul Wall, Mike Jones, Suga Free, Lyfe Jennings, MC Lyte, Da Brat, Dipset of course.

Here's Katt Williams to Sohh.com on the new single: The first single will probably be hittin in the next 21 days. It's a battle between the song with me, Lil Jon and Ice Cube and another song with me, Paul Wall and Mike Jones.

Here's Katt Williams on getting money: I make over a million dollars a year doing stand up, it's a numbers game.

The Jewelry Man is of the impression that a million dollars is a nice piece of change.what kind of jewelry could that buy? And speaking of tricking off a little bread.

Here's some million jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Katt Williams signing to Diplomat Records and making a rap album: Million dollar jewelry is like high-end couture... what you get out of it depends on how you wear it.

Blastro.Roxwel.The Jewelry Man. We here. 24/7. It ain't never gonna stop. Never

by Unknown // Thursday, April 27, 2006 // News, Upfront, Eben Gregory's Blog, Celebrity, Gossip // 0 Comments

There are no mistakes. The events we bring upon ourselves, no matter how unpleasant, are necessary in order to learn what we need to learn; whatever steps we take, they're necessary to reach the places we've chosen to go...that is, unless you're going to jail.

The Jewelry Man.making mistakes and blaming them on someone else.then laughing about it.

In "I knew I shouldn't have opened the door" news, the Hot Boy turned cold homey Turk was sentenced to 12 years in the bing by a Memphis judge after a "best interest plea" for shooting a sheriff's deputy.

Huh? A "best interest plea," what the h*ll is that EbenGregory?

The Jewelry Man is informed that an Alford plea, also known as a best-interest plea, is a plea in which an idiot disputes some of the alleged offenses he's charged with, but accepts agreed-upon jail time in order to avoid a longer sentence if convicted at trial.

Oh. Now break down the story EbenGregory.

Young Turk copped to attempted second-degree murder and was handed the 12-year sentence. He faced up to 25 years if convicted as charged of attempted first-degree murder. The charges stemmed from the 2004 incident where Turk gave at a Shelby County SWAT member Chris Harris a wet t-shirt. Harris was shot four times.

Let the Shelby County po-po tell it, Turk shot at Harris as he opened a closet door where the rapper was hiding during a drug raid at a Hickory Hill apartment on Jan. 26, 2004. Turk has vehemently denied shooting Harris.

The Jewelry Man has grown weary of such talk, I'll holla on the next one so.

Here's some silver red light district jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Turk getting sentenced to 12 years for giving a Swat member a wet t-shirt: If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. But I guess I should have dropped that piece of jewelry on you back in '04.

by Unknown // Thursday, April 27, 2006 // News, Upfront, Eben Gregory's Blog, Celebrity, Gossip // 0 Comments

When I am getting ready to reason with a man, I spend one-third of my time thinking about myself and what I am going to say and two-thirds about him and what he is going to say. If that doesn't work, I'll just slap his a$$ open handed style. The Jewelry Man.slapping you're a$$ with jewelry just to get your attention.

In "All we were doing was trying to have a good time" news, the LA homey Snoop Dogg and five of his associates were arrested after a fracas at Heathrow Airport that injured seven police officers.

Oh really EbenGregory? Can you give me the short version?

Yes.

The Jewelry Man is informed that members of the star's entourage had hurled bottles of whisky and argued with staff at a duty free shop after being refused entry to a first-class lounge. The London po-po were then called and responded to reports of a disturbance involving 30 people in a business lounge at Terminal 1 of the busy airport on Wednesday.

Here's the London po-po officials to EbenGregory on what allegedly happened when they told Snoop and his entourage they wouldn't be allowed to bored their flight: A number of the group became abusive and pushed officers.

Six men were arrested on charges of violent disorder and affray and spent the night at London police stations. Police did not name the men, but said all were U.S. citizens in there 30's. The Jewelry Man is also informed that seven officers received cuts, bruises and other minor injuries. Luckily, nobody received a complimentary wet t-shirt.

And speaking of complimentary gifts.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Snoop Dogg being arrested in a London airport for fighting the power: A fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard. Besides, one trouble with trouble is that is usually starts out like fun.that is until somebody calls the police.

PS, you got some long a$$ arms.