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by Unknown // Friday, March 31, 2006 // News, Upfront, Eben Gregory's Blog, Celebrity, Gossip // 0 Comments

People often say that 'jewelry is in the eye of the beholder,' and I say that the most liberating thing about jewelry is realizing that you are the beholder. This empowers us to find jewelry in places where others have not dared to look, including inside The Jewelry Man's pockets. I got that ruby red ice today.

In "Pumping all these weights got me wanting to just smash a champagne bottle over some clown's head" news, it appears the muscle -bound homey Busta Rhymes took a page out of Naomi Campbell's playbook and sent an adversary to the hospital this week after braining him with a Champagne bottle.

Oh really EbenGregory? Who was the unlucky soul that received such treatment?

According to my Sources, Bussa-bus was in Miami for the Winter Music Conference and got into a beef with deposed Source magazine publisher David Mays. Let the streets tell it, the pair got into a brawl Sunday night at the Miami hot spot Opium, sending Mays to the hospital to clean up a gash in the back of his fat head.

Here's the funny: Rhymes' entourage hasn't been talking about the incident, and Mays hasn't gone to the police.

Here's an alleged eyewitness to the New York Daily news on the alleged Miami assault of Dave Mays: Mays got around 50 stitches in the back of the head.

Here's Dave Mays to the New York Daily news before hanging up the phone when they tried to talk to him on the alleged Miami assault of Dave Mays: I ain't talking about that.

Since Mays doesn't want to talk about it, The Jewelry Man won't talk about it either except for saying.did you hear about the incident Busta was in at Miami 11th Street Diner. Apparently the restaurant was packed with transvestites, gay men and drag queens, which made Busta a little edgy.

I hear that a gay fan came up behind Busta and tapped him on the shoulder to congratulate the rapper on his recent comeback. Before the guy could even mutter a word, Busta turned around and repeatedly screamed, 'Why the fuck you touchin' me, man? Get the f*ck away from me' . . . his two huge bodyguards then caused an even larger scene by pushing the kid.

What silliness. And speaking of turning red...

Here's some ruby red jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Busta Rhymes allegedly assaulting Dave Mays at Club Opium: Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor. Ask Mike Tyson.

The Jewelry Man.using my enemy's hand to catch snakes.

by Unknown // Thursday, March 30, 2006 // News, Upfront, Eben Gregory's Blog, Celebrity, Gossip // 0 Comments

There are hundreds of languages in the world, but jewelry speaks them all. The Jewelry Man.speaking through non-verbal communication.

In "We might as well do the Wallace family a solid" news, the LA City Council approved a $1.1 million payment to the family of slain rapper Notorious B.I.G. The award resulted from sanctions imposed by a federal judge who found police erred in the musician's murder case.

Oh really? They gonna let it ride just like that EbenGregory?

Yes.

City lawyers told the council an appeal was unlikely to overturn the Jan. 20 ruling by U.S. District Judge Florence-Marie Cooper. Cooper sanctioned the city after learning that a police detective withheld documents that were pertinent to claims made in a civil lawsuit filed by the family of Notorious BIG. She declared a mistrial in July.

The award represents the cost of legal fees and other expenses incurred by the family's attorneys. Cooper ruled that a police detective intentionally hid statements by a jailhouse informant linking the killing to two former police officers. She said the detective and perhaps others concealed the information that could have bolstered the family's contention.

I'm tired.Break it down in 12 words or less EbenGregory.

A new team of detectives has been assigned to the case and a re-trail of the lawsuit is expected later this year.

Great. Any last words EbenGregory?

Yes.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on the LA city council approving $1.1M to the family of Notorious B.I.G: A single bag of money is stronger than two bags of truth.

by Unknown // Thursday, March 30, 2006 // News, Upfront, Eben Gregory's Blog, Celebrity, Gossip // 0 Comments

What if The Jewelry Man offered body jewelry? His extensive collection would include navel jewelry, belly button jewelry, tongue jewelry, eyebrow ring and barbell jewelry, labrets jewelry, spike jewelry, ball jewelry, ear jewelry, nipple ring jewelry & nose stud jewelry.

The Jewelry Man.lending you jewelry if you can prove you don't need it.

In "It was only a matter of time because he's too old and she's too hot" news, the tall homey Kimora Lee Simmons and Father Time, you know, Mr. Simmons will reportedly announce their separation in a matter of days.

C'mon EbenGregory, your telling lies right?

No.

My good friends over at Us Weekly inform me that Russell Simmons has already moved on and began dating 23-year old model Denise Vasi. Let the streets tell it, the new couple met while practicing yoga and have been inseparable for the past few weeks.

Let the streets tell a little more, Kimora has also moved on - with reports linking her with New York Knick guard Stephan Marbury. Reps for Kimora and Russell have been tight-lipped about the split, but an insider tells Us Weekly that hip-hop's power couple is finally over after 14 years.

Rumors have a thousand legs. And speaking of paper.

Here some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Kimora and Russell possibly splitting: If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

The Jewelry Man.dancing like nobody's watching.

by Unknown // Wednesday, March 29, 2006 // News, Upfront, Eben Gregory's Blog, Celebrity, Gossip // 0 Comments

Some people wear their jewelry like a disguise. Those people who smile a lot, watch their eyes. The Jewelry Man knows 'cause I'm like that a lot. You think everything's ok, and it is . . . 'til it's not. The Jewelry Man.wearing jewelry like it's not a disguise.

In "Winning a Oscar does wonders for your celebrity" news, my Memphis homies Three 6 Mafia recently announced that they are producing and recording tracks with Paris Hilton.

You can't be serious EbenGregory. Tell me about the silliness.

No.get it from the horse's mouth.

Here's Three 6 Mafia to EbenGregory on producing and recording tracks with Paris Hilton: We ran into her at a William Morris Agency party and she said she liked our song "Stay Fly' and asked could we work with her.

Oh really Three 6 Mafia? Tell me more.

Here's Three 6 Mafia to EbenGregory on being in a Los Angeles recording studio with Paris Hilton producing and recording tracks: We let her listen to a dance track and she really liked it and plans to record it tonight. Since we won the Oscar for best original song for "It's Hard out Here for a Pimp" we've been swamped with all sort of requests.

The Jewelry Man has a request. Don't shake Paris Hilton's hand because she likes to play games when nobody's looking. And speaking of jewelry on nasty hands.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Paris Hilton recording tracks with Three Six Mafia: When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.

The Jewelry Man. making something out of nothing and selling it.