In "I got so much time on my hands since I don't have to work because my wife supports me, plus I'm pimping" news, Kevin Federline, aspiring rapper and husband of Britney Spears, has unveiled his own Web site.
Federline, whose new hip-hop album, "The Truth," is due out in 2006, appears to expect big things in the coming year. The Web site begins with an introduction of Federline rapping, "Keep messin' with my family and you're through," played over various tabloid articles about the couple. (Editor's Note: Spears has sued Us Weekly for $20 million, charging the celebrity magazine published a false story reporting that she and Federline had made a sex tape and were worried about its release.) Read more about that here.
Eventually, the screen dissipates to announce: "Now that I have your full attention, never judge a book by its cover." This is followed by, "I'm coming ... 2006." In a note on the Web site, Federline says he hopes "this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am." Oh, we know who you are Federline.
You're the 27-year-old former backup dancer who hit the lotto when Spears decided to choose you. You're the same 27-year-old former backup dancer that dumped Shar Jackson on her head when Spears chose you. You lucky SOB.
Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Kevin Ferderline's new website: Monkeys are full of plans, and always looking for someone to tell these plans to. Are you listening?