In "I got so much time on my hands since I don't have to work because my wife supports me, plus I'm pimping" news, Kevin Federline, aspiring rapper and husband of Britney Spears, has unveiled his own Web site.
Federline, whose new hip-hop album, "The Truth," is due out in 2006, appears to expect big things in the coming year. The Web site begins with an introduction of Federline rapping, "Keep messin' with my family and you're through," played over various tabloid articles about the couple. (Editor's Note: Spears has sued Us Weekly for $20 million, charging the celebrity magazine published a false story reporting that she and Federline had made a sex tape and were worried about its release.) Read more about that here.
Eventually, the screen dissipates to announce: "Now that I have your full attention, never judge a book by its cover." This is followed by, "I'm coming ... 2006." In a note on the Web site, Federline says he hopes "this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am." Oh, we know who you are Federline.
You're the 27-year-old former backup dancer who hit the lotto when Spears decided to choose you. You're the same 27-year-old former backup dancer that dumped Shar Jackson on her head when Spears chose you. You lucky SOB.
Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Kevin Ferderline's new website: Monkeys are full of plans, and always looking for someone to tell these plans to. Are you listening?
Click here to Watch EbenGregory - Kevin Federline Launches Web Site
As the year draws to a close, the silliness is beginning to heat up. In the "young and restless" news, some clowns stole over 5,000 cases of Nelly's energy drink Pimp Juice the day before Christmas in St. Louis, Missouri.
Representatives for Fillmore Street Brewery, the company that manufactures Pimp Juice, said the bandits may have been caught on tape and have filed a report with local police. The Pimp Juice was bound for Trinidad and was the third shipment to the island, which is an emerging market for the energy drink. The product began shipping to several different countries in 2005 including Canada, Australia, South Africa and various European countries.
Here's Nelly on somebody stealing the Pimp Juice: Somebody's holiday parties are going to be poppin. Our company is prepared to handle situations like this, but it is sad that people get desperate this time of year.
Here's the manufacture, Fillmore Brewery, on somebody stealing the Pimp Juice: It is unbelievable to think that someone would steal an entire truckload of our product. I guess the only positive thought on the subject is that this means the product is in high demand.
Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Nelly's Pimp Juice being stolen: Smooth talking criminals and con men always prefer bullsh*t to bullets. Pimp Juice is as Pimp Juice does: pimp.
Click here to Watch EbenGregory - Thieves Steal Nelly's Pimp Juice
In "I had a glass of truth serum and now I want to tell the world about me" news, R&B singer Faith Evans is warning dieting women to stay away from pills as a quick fix to shed the pounds, because medication left her agitated and desperate to sleep.
Apparently, Biggie's ex-wife turned to diet pills when all other forms of losing weight failed. Desperate to lose weight for the release of her first album 'Faith' in 1995, Ms. Evans popped diet pills like no tomorrow. Although she slimmed down, she admits she was miserable.
Here's Faith to World Entertainment News on popping diet pills: I lost about 35 pounds but if I look at pictures... I wouldn't show my arms; I wasn't in any kind of shape. I didn't eat for like two months; just water and a little powder drink but I didn't know any other way. It gave you energy and you can't sleep half the time until you decide, 'I'm not gonna take it. I would never endorse that to be the way for someone to just jump into a healthy weight loss. Now, I've found a better way of losing weight and keeping myself trim. I tried it the wrong way and then a few years later I did it the right way. I now works out throughout the day and starts every morning with a beet, apple, ginger and celery shake.
Hey Faith, since your telling the truth, do you think your "candy" diet had anything to do with you losing weight?
No? Just thought I'd ask.
Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Faith Evans diet pill nightmare: If you having weight problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but losing weight ain't one. I'm into being hungry like I ain't eat, plus I never claimed to have wings on.
And speaking of jewelry, click here to see a whole lot of celebrities getting their jewelry exposed.
Click here to Watch EbenGregory - Faith Evans Reveals Diet Pills Nightmare
You know it's slim pickings when I'm talking about the Ghostface Killah doll. Anyways, the Wally champ is preparing to release a limited edition run of Ghostface Killah Dolls. Ghostface and 4 Cast Limited teamed to create 1,000 hand-numbered Ghostface Killah action dolls, which come complete with a real 14k gold chain and chalice with Swarovski crystals.
The dolls also includes:
· Real GFK Robe · Each doll will include a Ghostface Killah Doll mixtape by world-famous DJ TBA · Real 14 karat gold avenging eagle accessory (extra) · Each Doll will come in a limited edition gold sealed box · Ghostface Killah is fully involved in all aspects of the project from manufacturing to promotion · Each Doll speaks original recordings of Ghostface Killah catch-phrases
Purchasers are automatically entered in a contest listing as the grand prize a day with Ghostface Killah, himself. Two words: Oh really?
Click here to Watch EbenGregory - Ghostface Killah Releases Limited Doll
Right back like I left something, the all-knowing EbenGregory is back. Welcome to the show.
Fresh off the boat, I got news from the Westside on the big homey Game. Apparently, there has been some silent beef going on over at the Black Wall Street. Word around town is Game and his older brother Big Fase 100 been having some problems. It's gotten so bad, the two have decided to air out their dirty laundry for the whole world to see. It's a Kane and Abel scenario, you know sticks and stones. Let's review the tale of the tape.
Here's Big Fase 100 to AllHipHop.com on his beef with Game: We haven't talked in months. I quit my hustle when The Documentary dropped. The way it was put to me, this is what we were doing and "our" life was about to change. Basically, what I've done is I've set the stage and I created the backdrop for The Game. I mean, his n***as that have been visible for the past year, those have been my n***as. Basically, what I did, I provided the background story for Game. I got so much love where I am, and you know me and you never heard of my brother - you love him too. We don't share the same mother, we share the same father. For lack of a better word, I certified his gangster. A year later, me and everybody that loves me, we're left out here with nothing. At the beginning of The Game and me setting the backdrop for the game, my partner insisted that he get a website, aside from what Interscope had set up. We promoted, we took over and we made relationships to where other websites. For example, if you hit AllHipHop.com for those couple days, you would get our site [theblackwallstreet.com]. We got up with these people to get this type of promotion. We provided that for him. A month or so ago, I didn't see it getting no better. I reached out to sell the website to Game just so we can feed our families. So, why don't you buy this from us and, in return, we won't slur you on this website. We won't go out of our way to let the people know you aren't the man you say you are. He opted not to do that. Now, not only do they have the blackwallstreeteast.com, they have the therealblackwallstreet.com. The Game didn't care about the internet. I told him to name his price. Just give us what you think is right. That's how broke we are over here. He's doing his best to make his big brother look like a peon, which I'm not. I don't see this getting resolved. If it gets resolved, it won't be coming from me, because I made a decision that I would die before I reach out to my little brother.
You can read the rest of Big Fase 100 plea for help here.
Here's Game to AllHipHop.com on his beef with Big Fase 100: Mo Money, Mo Problems, To All My Fans... I know all of my fans are wondering what the f**k is going on with The Black Wall Street. Hear it from the horse's mouth: I was forced to switch the domain of my former website theblackwallstreet.com to therealblackwallstreet.com due to the disrespect shown towards me from ex-employees who decided to turn their backs on me and my imprint, because they felt they weren't getting enough money out of me. In the past year [2005] I have spent over $1.5 million dollars on my homies and employees of The Black Wallstreet label. I bought n***as new cars, gave n***as thousands of dollars in cash daily, paid for n***as to go on trips that hood n***as will never be able to go on in their lifetime. I took care of n***a's kids, paid n***a's rent, gave n***as jewelry and a lot of other s**t that I didn't have to do. I never thought my own family and homies would turn their back on me, but Dr. Dre told me that this day was gonna come three years back. So there it is, The Black Wallstreet C-E- Mothaf**kin' - O. N***as tryin' to sue me 'cause I switched sites, and they can't make no more money off me behind my back AFTER they already quit [if they quit, why they still usin' my name and everything I built single-handedly?] Give me a reason to write "400 Bars" I'm beggin you n***as.
You can read the rest of Game's 400 bar tirade here.
Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Game feuding with his older brother Big Fase 100: Trying to figure out all of the Game's beefs is like trying to get sh*t back in a horse: hard to do. It's sad, but it's fun to him right, he never grew up, 31 and can't give his youth up. Game's in his second childhood.
Click here to Watch EbenGregory - Rapper The Game Starts The Real Black Wall Street
In "I ain't trying to be Michael Irvin" news, police arrested the big homie B.G. fame on Sunday for drug and handgun charges in Detroit on Sunday (Dec. 18). Apparently, police found a pistol and a little bit of Kryptonite on his person after pulling him over for a traffic violation.
Here's B.G.'s label, Chopper City Records, official response to his arrest: For the multi-platinum New Orleans native who relocated to Detroit before the Hurricane Katrina devastation and now calls the Motor City his second home, the way the story has been misconstrued is a surprise. The local media reported "drugs" in the car, however, the police report shows a very small amount of marijuana was found in the search after B.G. was arrested.
Here's B.G.'s lawyer, Marlon Blake Evans, official response to his client's arrest: B.G. was stopped for driving a car with tinted windows, but he was held for driving with a suspended license and traffic tickets. Due to B.G.'s previous substance abuse, it is important to clarify that the police report verifies that no hard drugs found in my client's vehicle.
Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on B.G. being arrested on drug and gun possession charges: A serious problem with reactive language is that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. Junk in=Junk out.
I know that's right.
Click here to Watch EbenGregory - B.G. Arrested On Gun And Drug Possession Charges
Perhaps tired of the R&B life, Tyrese has decided to channel his inner rap star and is venturing into rap territory with his new album, Alter Ego. The double album will be half rap, half R&B.
The double disc set is scheduled to feature a few Hip-Hop heavyweights including Snoop Dogg, Paul Wall, Chingy, the Game, Guerilla Black, Kurupt and R. Kelly.
Here Tyrese to MTV on recording a rap album: There's been some incredible momentum, and I couldn't have asked, or even prayed, for as much support as I've gotten on this transition. I've been rhyming longer than I've been singing, but the opportunity for singing came up first. This rap thing has been in me in a little box and I had to open it up. I'm looking to be the best rapper I can be, and I know there's a lot of people who are like, 'Psh, rapping?' But it's real. All the critics need to do is call up any of the people I mentioned and ask what they think. Call Snoop and see what he says.
Oh really Tyrese?
Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Tyrese recording a rap album: Some men are like Dictionaries; to be looked into upon occasions and then put back on the shelf because they are little entertaining. Tyrese rapping is little entertaining. Guess where his album will end up?
And speaking of foolishness, click here to find out what really happened to Dave Chappelle.
Click here to Watch EbenGregory - Tyrese Records Rap Album
It's a slow day for news, I mean really slow. Having said that, please excuse me while I digress to reporting on Benzino again.
Benzino is the 2006 mad rapper.
Why is he so mad, you ask? Probably because he just received Ozone Magazine's coveted Most Successful Extortionist Award. And what does one do to receive such an honor? Read all about it here.
Now comes the funny. After learning of his award, he had a few choice words for Ozone Magazine's owner, Julia Beverly. In fact, he left her a couple nasty voice messages that included language like "slut monkey" and "prostitute cracker man b***h." Yikes!
You can listen for yourself here, but I must warn you, Benzino uses choice words not to be heard by virgin ears.
Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Benzino's crazy voicemails: Benzino's like Carl Thomas, Emotional.
Click here to Watch EbenGregory - Ozone Magazine Crowns Benzino Most Successful Extortionist
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