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by Unknown // Wednesday, December 28, 2005 // News, Upfront, Eben Gregory's Blog, Celebrity, Gossip // 0 Comments

In "I got so much time on my hands since I don't have to work because my wife supports me, plus I'm pimping" news, Kevin Federline, aspiring rapper and husband of Britney Spears, has unveiled his own Web site.

Federline, whose new hip-hop album, "The Truth," is due out in 2006, appears to expect big things in the coming year. The Web site begins with an introduction of Federline rapping, "Keep messin' with my family and you're through," played over various tabloid articles about the couple. (Editor's Note: Spears has sued Us Weekly for $20 million, charging the celebrity magazine published a false story reporting that she and Federline had made a sex tape and were worried about its release.) Read more about that here.

Eventually, the screen dissipates to announce: "Now that I have your full attention, never judge a book by its cover." This is followed by, "I'm coming ... 2006." In a note on the Web site, Federline says he hopes "this will provide you with the opportunity to get to know who I really am." Oh, we know who you are Federline.

You're the 27-year-old former backup dancer who hit the lotto when Spears decided to choose you. You're the same 27-year-old former backup dancer that dumped Shar Jackson on her head when Spears chose you. You lucky SOB.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Kevin Ferderline's new website: Monkeys are full of plans, and always looking for someone to tell these plans to. Are you listening?

by Unknown // Wednesday, December 28, 2005 // News, Upfront, Eben Gregory's Blog // 0 Comments

As the year draws to a close, the silliness is beginning to heat up. In the "young and restless" news, some clowns stole over 5,000 cases of Nelly's energy drink Pimp Juice the day before Christmas in St. Louis, Missouri.

Representatives for Fillmore Street Brewery, the company that manufactures Pimp Juice, said the bandits may have been caught on tape and have filed a report with local police. The Pimp Juice was bound for Trinidad and was the third shipment to the island, which is an emerging market for the energy drink. The product began shipping to several different countries in 2005 including Canada, Australia, South Africa and various European countries.

Here's Nelly on somebody stealing the Pimp Juice: Somebody's holiday parties are going to be poppin. Our company is prepared to handle situations like this, but it is sad that people get desperate this time of year.

Here's the manufacture, Fillmore Brewery, on somebody stealing the Pimp Juice: It is unbelievable to think that someone would steal an entire truckload of our product. I guess the only positive thought on the subject is that this means the product is in high demand.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Nelly's Pimp Juice being stolen: Smooth talking criminals and con men always prefer bullsh*t to bullets. Pimp Juice is as Pimp Juice does: pimp.

by Unknown // Tuesday, December 27, 2005 // News, Upfront, Eben Gregory's Blog // 0 Comments

In "I had a glass of truth serum and now I want to tell the world about me" news, R&B singer Faith Evans is warning dieting women to stay away from pills as a quick fix to shed the pounds, because medication left her agitated and desperate to sleep.

Apparently, Biggie's ex-wife turned to diet pills when all other forms of losing weight failed. Desperate to lose weight for the release of her first album 'Faith' in 1995, Ms. Evans popped diet pills like no tomorrow. Although she slimmed down, she admits she was miserable.

Here's Faith to World Entertainment News on popping diet pills: I lost about 35 pounds but if I look at pictures... I wouldn't show my arms; I wasn't in any kind of shape. I didn't eat for like two months; just water and a little powder drink but I didn't know any other way. It gave you energy and you can't sleep half the time until you decide, 'I'm not gonna take it. I would never endorse that to be the way for someone to just jump into a healthy weight loss. Now, I've found a better way of losing weight and keeping myself trim. I tried it the wrong way and then a few years later I did it the right way. I now works out throughout the day and starts every morning with a beet, apple, ginger and celery shake.

Hey Faith, since your telling the truth, do you think your "candy" diet had anything to do with you losing weight?

No? Just thought I'd ask.

Here's some jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Faith Evans diet pill nightmare: If you having weight problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but losing weight ain't one. I'm into being hungry like I ain't eat, plus I never claimed to have wings on.

And speaking of jewelry, click here to see a whole lot of celebrities getting their jewelry exposed.

by Unknown // Tuesday, December 27, 2005 // News, Upfront, Eben Gregory's Blog // 0 Comments

You know it's slim pickings when I'm talking about the Ghostface Killah doll. Anyways, the Wally champ is preparing to release a limited edition run of Ghostface Killah Dolls. Ghostface and 4 Cast Limited teamed to create 1,000 hand-numbered Ghostface Killah action dolls, which come complete with a real 14k gold chain and chalice with Swarovski crystals.

The dolls also includes:

· Real GFK Robe
· Each doll will include a Ghostface Killah Doll mixtape by world-famous DJ TBA
· Real 14 karat gold avenging eagle accessory (extra)
· Each Doll will come in a limited edition gold sealed box
· Ghostface Killah is fully involved in all aspects of the project from manufacturing to promotion
· Each Doll speaks original recordings of Ghostface Killah catch-phrases

Purchasers are automatically entered in a contest listing as the grand prize a day with Ghostface Killah, himself. Two words: Oh really?